"Hey! Hey Jada! Hey! Guess what? I just threw my ducky pillow up ad it hit the fan and it flew off and it went flying and then there was all this dust down the back and it looked messy and it's really dusty on the fan and you don't ever clean up there because you're too short, right Jada? You're too shirt to reach the fan to clean and-"
Don't do that to your duck, it's nasty up there. That duck has gone through enough just LIVING with you and it's already falling apart. You don't need to toss it around.
(Jenna jumps up and down making farting noises with her mouth)
Uhh, HEY LOOK, Jenna!! TV!!
...
Phew.
Does this junk work? Bold? Ayway, I decided to devote a label to Jenna and im feeling nice now. The song on my iPod ended and i realized that I couldnt hear past the earbuds until then...
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Showing posts with label Summer. Show all posts
Friday, August 27, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
What's New
So today, the doctors realize that Jenna's cold was really asthma. She was, when we took her to the doctor today, "One step away from hospitalization." Mom decides to fuck with the doctors to save time and money because she says they're bullshitters. I'm glad knowing someone has my back if I end up diseased or dying.
On a positive note, "Ramp Camp Skate Park" was cool. Even if "Shawn" showed up. He's teh kid I throttled a few years back in the BGCG. Was I having a bad day? I don't think so, but hell, it was memorable. Hopefully, not for him. Jesus Christ, I hope he doesn't remember me! Well, he doesn't talk to me anyway, so... Yeah. (Shit) He's the only guy my age, though, and I'm the only chick in camp. There are these teenage instructor dudes. There's Eric (we locked him in the shed and pretended to order pizza), Bagels (blonde and surfer-looking. He was dubbed Bagels on day one. His real name is Ryan, but pssshaw), and... Will..? (I think of him as blue-sweater buck-nose because that's the first thing i thought when i saw him, even if his nose isn't really that beaky.) Each day, they stick me in a group with a counselor, Shawn (an epic skateboarder, even so), and some other little kid. Shawn usually wanders off and today I ended up mainly ditching Beaky to work on my own. He was busy being attached to Bagels' side. Haha, best friends. :p Camp is way fun.
On a positive note, "Ramp Camp Skate Park" was cool. Even if "Shawn" showed up. He's teh kid I throttled a few years back in the BGCG. Was I having a bad day? I don't think so, but hell, it was memorable. Hopefully, not for him. Jesus Christ, I hope he doesn't remember me! Well, he doesn't talk to me anyway, so... Yeah. (Shit) He's the only guy my age, though, and I'm the only chick in camp. There are these teenage instructor dudes. There's Eric (we locked him in the shed and pretended to order pizza), Bagels (blonde and surfer-looking. He was dubbed Bagels on day one. His real name is Ryan, but pssshaw), and... Will..? (I think of him as blue-sweater buck-nose because that's the first thing i thought when i saw him, even if his nose isn't really that beaky.) Each day, they stick me in a group with a counselor, Shawn (an epic skateboarder, even so), and some other little kid. Shawn usually wanders off and today I ended up mainly ditching Beaky to work on my own. He was busy being attached to Bagels' side. Haha, best friends. :p Camp is way fun.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
MLIAs
I have a seven-year-old sister. One day I was greeted: I'm not wearing a shirt because I feel like it!
I turned thirteen on Dec 7. I took the liberty of officially telling my parents they were getting old.
I am female, sitting at a table with my guy friends. The boy next to me had his seat "stolen" and he began fighting to get it back. A boy across the table asks, "Why are you guys both trying to sit next to her?" I decided to fill him in. "It's because I'm sexy." I said, completely straight-faced. We were all silent a moment before bursting into laughter.
(Bye AITE summer school/jail/camp, hello Horsies!!) -Saturday.
Listening to: War All the Time by Thursday *****
My Apocalypse by Escape the Fate **** 1/2
Wish:
I could watch the movie Push.
Lesson:
Online movie sites suck badly.
I turned thirteen on Dec 7. I took the liberty of officially telling my parents they were getting old.
I am female, sitting at a table with my guy friends. The boy next to me had his seat "stolen" and he began fighting to get it back. A boy across the table asks, "Why are you guys both trying to sit next to her?" I decided to fill him in. "It's because I'm sexy." I said, completely straight-faced. We were all silent a moment before bursting into laughter.
(Bye AITE summer school/jail/camp, hello Horsies!!) -Saturday.
Listening to: War All the Time by Thursday *****
My Apocalypse by Escape the Fate **** 1/2
Wish:
I could watch the movie Push.
Lesson:
Online movie sites suck badly.
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