Sunday, September 19, 2010

Rasta Panda-Enjoi




http://www.blackholeboards.com/Exec/product.asp?item_id=21468

I can't believe it! Every time I remember, I feel like it's only wishful thinking. I don't think that's healthy! Either way, OhMFG.
I've had it a day and it's already dinged up. Saturday was Awesome-Sauce.

And I think my favorite brands are officially Zero and Enjoi because they just rule sideways. I made cookies.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Jenna Deterrent

"Hey! Hey Jada! Hey! Guess what? I just threw my ducky pillow up ad it hit the fan and it flew off and it went flying and then there was all this dust down the back and it looked messy and it's really dusty on the fan and you don't ever clean up there because you're too short, right Jada? You're too shirt to reach the fan to clean and-"

Don't do that to your duck, it's nasty up there. That duck has gone through enough just LIVING with you and it's already falling apart. You don't need to toss it around.

(Jenna jumps up and down making farting noises with her mouth)

Uhh, HEY LOOK, Jenna!! TV!!

...

Phew.


Does this junk work? Bold? Ayway, I decided to devote a label to Jenna and im feeling nice now. The song on my iPod ended and i realized that I couldnt hear past the earbuds until then...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

What's New

So today, the doctors realize that Jenna's cold was really asthma. She was, when we took her to the doctor today, "One step away from hospitalization." Mom decides to fuck with the doctors to save time and money because she says they're bullshitters. I'm glad knowing someone has my back if I end up diseased or dying.

On a positive note, "Ramp Camp Skate Park" was cool. Even if "Shawn" showed up. He's teh kid I throttled a few years back in the BGCG. Was I having a bad day? I don't think so, but hell, it was memorable. Hopefully, not for him. Jesus Christ, I hope he doesn't remember me! Well, he doesn't talk to me anyway, so... Yeah. (Shit) He's the only guy my age, though, and I'm the only chick in camp. There are these teenage instructor dudes. There's Eric (we locked him in the shed and pretended to order pizza), Bagels (blonde and surfer-looking. He was dubbed Bagels on day one. His real name is Ryan, but pssshaw), and... Will..? (I think of him as blue-sweater buck-nose because that's the first thing i thought when i saw him, even if his nose isn't really that beaky.) Each day, they stick me in a group with a counselor, Shawn (an epic skateboarder, even so), and some other little kid. Shawn usually wanders off and today I ended up mainly ditching Beaky to work on my own. He was busy being attached to Bagels' side. Haha, best friends. :p Camp is way fun.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

MLIAs

I have a seven-year-old sister. One day I was greeted: I'm not wearing a shirt because I feel like it!

I turned thirteen on Dec 7. I took the liberty of officially telling my parents they were getting old.

I am female, sitting at a table with my guy friends. The boy next to me had his seat "stolen" and he began fighting to get it back. A boy across the table asks, "Why are you guys both trying to sit next to her?" I decided to fill him in. "It's because I'm sexy." I said, completely straight-faced. We were all silent a moment before bursting into laughter.

(Bye AITE summer school/jail/camp, hello Horsies!!) -Saturday.

Listening to: War All the Time by Thursday *****
My Apocalypse by Escape the Fate **** 1/2

Wish:
I could watch the movie Push.

Lesson:
Online movie sites suck badly.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Something You Should Know...



Quote of the Day

"Dogs always want more, protection included."

Oh yeah, I'm sure. Especially in this season!

Quote of the Yesterday

"Look. I'm walking down the street. I see this man, and I want to bash his brains in. Is that normal?"

I love this guy talking right here. Yes, guy! It IS normal to be annoyed by idiots.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

MLIA-Jenna's POV

(A/N:) I figured this would be funnier from Na's Point of View. hahaha


This morning, I spilled sugar all over the counter. Instead of getting mad at me, like I expected, my older sister said "Let's NOT do that again," and walked away.

(A/N:) I'm amazin'.



(A/N:)=Author's Note

MLIA-The Water

Today when I got home, my mom called me to make sure I remembered to clean up around the house. She specifically mentioned that I rinse the water. I'm still confused.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Here

I joined back onto Blogger because i wanted to check out these other blogs. Not this one. I've wanted a blog called this for awhile, though. Hahaha. I'm just stupid.Well, the reason I left? Blogger was just getting pointless. I tried to post about stuff I liked. Other people posted about stuff they liked. No one cared enough to read anyone else's blog but their own. Why should people do things to create a veiw no one but themselves will see? It just got stupid and annoying, so I left. It's what happens. I haunted Quizilla for the longest time, read a few AMAZING stories. I became obssessed with music. I left Blogger. Life goes on. I came back. Yayyy...

Something Found:

December 2, 2009
French, Pd. 3
my new french teacher had this blowout today. She almost cried. haha. She was "Sad" (French for Pissed The Hell Off At You) that we didn't think her class was fun. (she yelled "How DARE you not think my class in fun?!?! in her accent) and she had this huge stink about it and started snapping at anyone who said anything. This all started when she asked for advice (French for Tell me how great I am) about how to make us listen to her. Oops.
So funny.